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Ugerbeefs are cheeseballs with tiny weiners ((2004-04-07 - 12:39 a.m.)) 
-the following is a member of the ugerbeef population. note his cocky demeanor and fake-im-a-hottie- smile.
How to Spot the Ugerbeefs:pronounced oo-ger-beefs (formerly known as the Choches) ~He mentions his fraternity within the first five minutes of meeting. ~he mentions his "pimp ride" within ten minutes of meeting. ~He walks with an air of confidence so grand, you can't help but wonder "just how big IS it?" *but don't let it fool ya, the ones with the seemingly biggest egos tend to have the tiniest pee-pees. go figure. ~he seems to know every girl in the bar/club, and when he approaches her, he touches her back lightly and smiles the smile he must practice in the mirror every night. ~ he speaks the loudest, laughs the loudest, and takes his shots the loudest. ~you can feel his eyes burning a hole through your ass every time you pass. ~he insists on putting everybody's drink within a twenty foot radius on his tab. ~it looks as if he's spent more time fake baking than any girl you know. ~when you ask him what he does for a living, he unashamed answers "spend my dad's money, for now. ya know, just livin it up,keepin it real."
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